If your son is dating a girl with small boobs, you may want to sleep with one eye open . Seems that Colorado teenage, Nikita Lee Weiss (18) has been arrested on conspiracy to commit murder. His victim? His mother. His motive? He wanted to get his girlfriend breast implants. Police have also arrested Nikita’s girlfriend and two men that he hired to perform the job.

Was there a life insurance policy? Nope. See, Nikita here was going to sell his mom’s car and use the funds in her bank account to buy the jugs. Sadly, for him, after being attacked with a small wooden bat, his mom escaped and survived.

Holidays are going to be very awkward from now on.