It seems there is a new basketball league coming about. The All-American Basketball Alliance is set to launch in twelve cities shortly. Founder Don “Moose” Lewis states that the league will be a league for “white people to play fundamental basketball which they like.” No “colored people” or “foreigners” will be allowed to play. And no women.

See, it isn’t that Lewis doesn’t like “colored” people. It is just that he doesn’t “want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch? That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction.”

So, I just have one question. Will the team members be wearing the white robes and hoods, or will that be the fans?