I cannot even pronounce you, but I loathe you. The very mention of the ‘crisis’ you insisted on causing makes me want to get on a plane and fly to Iceland only to chip bits of you off at the base. Except, of course, I cannot do that – now can I? You, in your little fit of rage, have deemed air travel in your region downright a luxury that we mere mortals will have to do without.
Well, let me tell you something, Eyjafjallajokull: you have made my job a living hell since you started spewing your grit into the air. Do you know how many people have called me in some sort of panic because they cannot reach their damn ship? As if you would listen to me and suddenly stop spewing! Or the people who did make it to their ship but are worried they wont be able to make it home because you refused to stop spewing that grime?
Do you have any idea how angry these people are when I inform them I will not be compensating them because they neglected to purchase insurance? And do you know who I blame for all this trouble I have had to go through the past week? You. I blame you, Eyjafjallajokull!
Well, and I blame the fools who didn’t buy travel insurance. But mostly I blame you!
I bet you don’t even care that they day you single handedly took down all European flights was the same day I had a tooth ripped from my skull, do you? Or that I had to return to work the next day. You are a cruel volcano, Eyjafjallajokull. And I will feel no pity for you when you fall into the ocean because the glacier that surronds you melts down due to use mere mortals and our global warming. No pity at all.
Sorry to hear you had such a bad week.
Hope things get better.
Thank, Uruk. It is already getting better. I just really hate that flipping volcano. Work has been crazy.