Oh, Come On!

Posted on July 2nd, 2010 by the lion

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Oh, Come On!

First, there was no reception issue.

Then, there was but only because we were not holding it right.

Now, there is but not really – the signal bars incorrectly displayed a signal when there wasn’t one (read: blame AT&T)

Come fucking on. Exactly how dumb do you think we are, Jobs? Sure, we keep buying your iPods even when we already have iPhones or could get the exact same (or better) device for 1/2 the price and not have to download your software and bloatware (read: who the fuck uses Quicktime?!). And yeah, we signed up for contracts with AT&T knowing full well their service was craptastic to begin with and would only get worse now just so that we could get your “innovative” phone.

And yeah, nearly a million people bought a phone that – on the release date – had already been eclipsed in innovation and technology by HTC (HTC beat you, really Apple!?)

But we are not so dumb as to believe that you didn’t fuck it up, Jobs. The iPhone 4 sucks. In an effort to squeeze a better signal out of a crappy network, you made it impossible to hold the phone normally (who holds the phone by the top?). You made an already bad problem worse.

And now, you just insult us.

I do not miss my iPhone – at all.